We did it. We ran our half marathon today. It's strange to think it's over now after all the anticipation. How did it go? Let me tell you.
As I waited at the starting line, I wished I hadn't slept like garbage all night last night (and the night before for that matter). Naturally, being the cocky first-time runner that I was, I waited directly behind the line, as Hallie and Liza and Liza's sister Heather went farther back. Despite peeing before going to the start line, by mile two I had to go again, so unfortunately I had to stop at mile three and wait for an open port-a-pottie. That added about two minutes to my time, but whatever.
All-in-all I did as well as I had imagined I would do, until about mile nine when I started to feel like dump. I couldn't figure it out. Last week I ran 12 miles in my training and it barely phased me and I was running up hills too. This run had slight inclines at best, so I was puzzled. Then I remembered my awesome sleep for the past two nights and it all made sense. I wish I could say that I never walked, but that would be a lie. I hated having to walk, especially since I haven't walked during my training runs at all for the past month or more.
Coming down the homestretch, I saw the ginormous blowup finish line arch and started running hard. My dream was to brilliantly cross the finish line whilst listening to "We Are The Champions." Well, I slightly misjudged how long it would take me to reach the mirage of a finish line and I had to hit repeat a couple of times. By the third time through the song I finally crossed the line with a time of 2 hours and 6 minutes, averaging just over 9 1/2 minutes a mile for the race and finishing 76th for my bracket.
I feel content. Sort of. I only wished I had slept better and had a energized body instead of feeling so dilapidated. I guess that's real life factors though.
*No sweet free stuff. Just bananas and oranges. Lame.
*A nice legit runners shirt made out of fancy fabric (which I own none of) with all the race stuff on it that made my nipples begin to perspire blood. Thanks for the fancy runners shirt TOU 1/2 peeps, but my crappy 10-year-old cotton shirts don't rub my man nipples to shreds.


10 comments:
Way to go guys. Can you imagine having to run 13 more miles after that? I would die. Dave's nipples bled when we were running in the rain for our training. That's one of my favorite episodes of the office (when Andy's bleed) and so I died laughing. If you haven't seen it, maybe we shouldn't be friends. :)
Good job Wilkinses! Jeremy, I'm pretty impressed. Maybe I'll start running again.
that is pretty awesome. i have wanted to run a half for quite a while and I have never started training. way to go. real runners just pee down their leg to avoid any delays. maybe you can work on that jeremy.
Dude, nice job guys. I'm very impressed. Sorry about the bloody nips Jer. That's too bad.
Good Job guys, I am genuinely proud of both of you! And, Hallie, it helps the time go by when weird guys listen in on your conversation... hmmm... :)
Way to go, Team Wilkins! I have zero desire to run but I think it's cool that you do.
Hallie Congrats. That is awesome you finally did it! I know you have been wanting to do something like that for a long time now. Way to GO!
Good for you, i will never do that. It's just not in me and anyone who does do it has ALL of my respect!
WooooooHooooooo!!! Way to go Hallie! (and Jeremy) :)
Congrats you guys! That's awesome.
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